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jebat_86 
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Posting pada: 08-11-08 01:16
Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.pergi. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever. Advantage 3: Trusted An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer for your boyfriend!!  
  
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NurinaQistina 
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Posting pada: 08-11-08 01:35
woow.. my instinct feels like u promoting urself...hehe..
well, your theory not bad...if i can hav one...  but still, i prefer most, a teacher or lecturer...sebab a good main teacher tend to b a good father dan husband.. p/s; just my opinion. ----------------- salam ukhwah...salam aspirasi
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putri_iman 
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Posting pada: 08-11-08 01:40
Ya ke? Kalau macam tu nak carilah seorang.
 Lagipun, kat u saya semua bakal engineer.
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jebat_86
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Posting pada: 08-11-08 02:30
hahaha..
Engineer must come with a good theory. If not, he doesnt deserve to be 'engineer'. Firstly, I'm not an engineer so that i'm not promoting myself. Secondly, not all teacher tend to be a good husband or father. Some just become a teacher because he have to not because he's willing to. So dont get confuse. By the way, why dont u try it NurinaQistina, just like our friend here,putri_iman... I'm new here. Salam ukhwah.. 
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irfanmh 
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Posting pada: 08-11-08 02:46
'patut lah i rasa macam diperhatikan bila i pergi mana mana. so betul lah i ni memang ramai peminat. my friends told me so.'
kata seorang injinier yang berjaya. ----------------- tiada signature
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Strawberry_Ungu
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Posting pada: 09-11-08 00:10
boyfriends engineer?
husband engineer? hah yang ni tak mengapa..sila2 siapa yang nak..hoho
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Meow 
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Posting pada: 09-11-08 00:18
Pada 08-11-08 01:16 , jebat_86 posting:
!!! QUOTE !!! Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle First of all.. this statement dah agak lapuk di ukhwah ni.. Comment for advantage 1: Do you expect a doctor to work in a farm??? ----------------- ~Yang Bodoh Akan Berdiam Diri, Tetapi Yang Paling Bodoh Akan Bercakap Sesuatu Yang Dia Sebenarnya Bodoh~
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syahidatul 
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Posting pada: 09-11-08 00:35
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