Before marriage - I die for you.
After marriage - You die, up to you.
Lagi lama married - You die, I help you die

Before marriage - You go anywhere, I follow you
After marriage - You go anywhere, up to you
Lagi lama married - You go anywhere, better still


Before wedding - You are my heart, you are my love
After wedding - You get on my nerves

Before wedding - You are sweet and kind just like Cinderella
After wedding - You are worse than Godzilla

Before wedding - Roses are red, violets are blue, like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding - Roses are dead, I am blue, you get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding - Every dinner he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding - You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding - Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding - Furthest you go is Gasing Hill

Before wedding - He opens the car door
After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding - She / he was your ideal
After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal