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sahabat_jr
Warga 1 Bintang
Menyertai: 25.06.2005
Ahli No: 16855
Posting: 40
Dari: Kg. Bandar DiRaja

malaysia   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 01-07-05 13:59


Lawak1

Satu pagi di stesen ketapi, ada satu makcik tu dia
tanya petugas kaunter...
Makcik : Anak, keretapi sampai jam berapa??
Petugas kaunter: Jam 2 Kedah, jam 5 Kelantan, jam 1
Penang, jam 7 Gemas. Makcik nak pergi mana??
Makcik : Makcik nak melintas saja.

Lawak 2

Bangla dan rakannya sedang berbual
Bangla : Esok saya nak balik bangladesh, isteri saya
mengandung 3 bulan.
Rakan : Wah mesti awak gembira
Bangla : Sudah tentu, sudah 3 tahun saya tak balik!
Rakan : ?????

Lawak 3

Di sekolah tabika.
Cikgu : Amri, awak ada berapa beradik?
Amri : Tiga, cikgu
Cikgu : Awak yang paling tua?
Amri : Tak. Atuk saya....

Lawak 5

seorang nurse di hospital sakit jiwa nampak seorang
pesakit sedang tulis surat.
Nurse : Ko tulis surat di sapa?
Gila : ana tulis surat untuk diri ana sendiri"
Nurse : Jadi.. apa yang ko tulis?
Gila : Mana ana tau? Esok pagi bila posmen hantar,
baru lah ana boleh baca.

Lawak 6

Ada seorang pemuda ke kedai mamak dia hanya ada 70 sen
semasa itu.
Pemuda : Mamak berapa harga teh panas deengan sejuk?
Mamak : Panas 70 sen sejuk RM1.20.
Pemuda :! Bagi teh panas 1.
Sampai saja teh tersebut pemuda itu terus minum.
Mamak : Kenapa awak minum cepat sangat?
Pemuda : Kalau saya tunggu lama2 nanti sejuk tak
fasal2 saya kena bayar RM1.20.


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wardatulislamiyah
Warga 3 Bintang
Menyertai: 15.05.2003
Ahli No: 168
Posting: 90

PulauPinang   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 02-07-05 23:26


heehehe..

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Riyadhfannil
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 15.05.2003
Ahli No: 214
Posting: 487
Dari: fi ardillah

Melaka   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 03-07-05 00:09


kuang kuang kuang...sengkuang :)

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farhanin
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 26.08.2004
Ahli No: 10742
Posting: 326
Dari: di BumI yang Aman PerMAi..

Johor  


posticon Posting pada: 08-07-05 22:15


lawak lawak

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ummuhanie
Warga Rasmi
Menyertai: 07.07.2005
Ahli No: 17112
Posting: 4

blank   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 12-07-05 23:12


heheheheheheheeheh....................

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SHAMR
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 05.10.2004
Ahli No: 11639
Posting: 777
Dari: Dari ALLAH kita datang, kepadaNya kita kembali...

Kelantan   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 12-07-05 23:22


Pada 01-07-05 13:59 , sahabat_jr posting:

!!! QUOTE !!!



Di sekolah tabika.




"tadika" lah.. :-D

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narato
Warga 3 Bintang
Menyertai: 14.05.2005
Ahli No: 16524
Posting: 143
Dari: jb...ukm,bangi

Johor  


posticon Posting pada: 13-07-05 03:02


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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island_kids
Warga Rasmi
Menyertai: 13.07.2005
Ahli No: 17241
Posting: 8
Dari: depan komputer !

malaysia  


posticon Posting pada: 13-07-05 03:20


lawakkan saja lah.....

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farina_haikal
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 08.10.2004
Ahli No: 11708
Posting: 245
Dari: seoul,korea

north_korea  


posticon Posting pada: 13-07-05 11:16


ader2 saja....terhibur juga hati...

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qurratu_ain
Warga Rasmi
Menyertai: 31.07.2003
Ahli No: 2718
Posting: 19
Dari: puchong

Selangor   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 14-07-05 17:31


Lawaknyer...
Hik...hik...
:-D :lol: :-D

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sakeenah
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 12.03.2005
Ahli No: 15077
Posting: 308
Dari: johor

Johor  


posticon Posting pada: 14-07-05 20:33


ha..ha..ha..lawaknya..
sampai adik sakeenah kat sblh pun t'gelak sampai eluar air mata..

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tru_frnshp
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 27.04.2005
Ahli No: 16128
Posting: 539
Dari: Selangor

Selangor  


posticon Posting pada: 14-07-05 21:34


pndai pula dia ni buat lawak..hehehe

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aieyda
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 02.04.2004
Ahli No: 8177
Posting: 1241
Dari: jurassic park naungan puteri cik siti wan kembang

australia   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 18-07-05 07:00


hehehe..kelakar betul. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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adeqmanis_sz
Warga Rasmi
Menyertai: 18.01.2005
Ahli No: 13804
Posting: 19
Dari: selangor darul ehsan

Selangor  


posticon Posting pada: 20-07-05 00:10


hehehe lawaknyer...
mengalahkan lawak gila-gila
hihihi

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tentera_berkuda
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 11.05.2005
Ahli No: 16444
Posting: 1327
Dari: kelantan

Kelantan  


posticon Posting pada: 20-07-05 00:32


betul lah nenek tu tanya kul berapa keretapi datang dia nak melintas dengan selamat..
bangladesh 2 mstlah sangat gembira sebab bini dia dah mengandung 3 bulan..lagipun dia dah lama tak jumpa bini dia selama 3 tahun.mesti rindu gila.tapi anak sapa ye agak nya...
yang cikgu tadika tanya dia ada berapa adik bradik mmglah nama abang dia yang sulung adalah Atuk, kedua Amok, ketiga baru Akok.

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ahmad_azhar
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 10.12.2003
Ahli No: 5593
Posting: 856
Dari: ~:dari zon 4 johor:~

Johor  


posticon Posting pada: 20-07-05 00:33


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tentera_berkuda
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 11.05.2005
Ahli No: 16444
Posting: 1327
Dari: kelantan

Kelantan  


posticon Posting pada: 20-07-05 00:34


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ahmad_azhar
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 10.12.2003
Ahli No: 5593
Posting: 856
Dari: ~:dari zon 4 johor:~

Johor  


posticon Posting pada: 20-07-05 00:47


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